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Robert Weiss			   http://rem.ph.ucla.edu/~rob/
Department of Biostatistics        e-mail: robweiss at ucla.edu
UCLA School of Public Health                FAX: (310) 267-2113
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Excerpt from Time magazine on-line. Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Sex in the Syllabus

By LISA TAKEUCHI CULLEN

Likewise, Catherine Sherwood-Puzello, who covers pornography in her human-sexuality class at the University of Indiana at Bloomington, the home of sex pioneer Alfred Kinsey's institute, displays Michelangelo's David and Playboy covers in her class but "no X-rated movies," she says. "Those are not a good way to explain porn," which she believes is best taught with the same dispassion with which one would teach a course on statistics.

She may teach without passion. Those of us in the know understand that one can and should be passionate about statistics.


Statistician, walking down the street
Statistician, the kind I like to meet
Statistician
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one computes as good as you
oh my

The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.
-- Douglas Adams, Life the Universe and Everything

This is it, we're all here right now in this moment.
There really isn't anything else going on right now. ... We win.
-- Shelly Weiss

Just remember what the Maasai say
"I'm not lucky," said the hyena, "I just have strong legs."

The better chess player always gets lucky.
-- Old Chess Proverb

It is easier to make a good discovery when you are ignorant than when you know it all.
-- Old Scientist's Dictum.

He who consumes the most calories, wins.
-- Excommunicated Dietician.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes, and to study those you still need Statistics.
-- Robert Weiss

Early to bed, early to rise. One out of two ain't bad.
-- Anon (with apologies to Ben Franklin)

Asked about the 2.6 million jobs forecast, McClellan said, "The president is interested in actual jobs being created rather than economic modeling."
He quoted Bush as saying, "I'm not a statistician. I'm not a predictor."
"We are interested in reality," McClellan said.